Welcome Internet Users
This is Ashley's page of useless information and
assorted rubbish. This page was made by me so I could share my opinions,
theories and ideas with anyone who stumbles across this site and can be
bothered to stay more the 5 seconds.
If you are still reading this you have resisted
the EXTREMELY strong urge to leave and have stayed longer than 5 seconds
now resist the urge once more and keep reading.
Before reading this page you must understand
what went on in my mind while making this site and goes in my every day
of my life:
Ist I am a very argumentative person and would
argue that the sky was orange and the grass was purple
I HATE POP MUSIC!!
I have a very strong opinion of everything
My mind contains stacks of information useful
to NOBODY!!
I am totally mad and are not beyond jumping off
roofs or running down the road with a box on my head (Believe me I've done
it)
The most insane thought or notion will make total
sense to me.
I HAVE AN IMAGINARY SPACE PIXIE CALLED ALF WHO
LIVES IN MY SHOE!!
Now you know a little about use the Links bellow
to Navigate the site!!
Food
for thought
Don't
touch the red button syndrome
WHY
DO AMERICANS BUY ICE!?
A
Word from Me
STUFF